Saturday, October 14, 2006

A boy's gotta do

During Coronation Street, I was having another moan to my freinds about how much I hate living in this towerblock, when Miss Thang came over to me and put her face really close to mine and screamed in my ear for like a minute.

I was like "you burst my fucking eardrum! Why did ya do that?"
And she was all "Honey, I am SICK SICK SICK of hearing you moan and bitch. If you want a better place then do summat about it. Else put up and shut up!"
Debbie and Keither agreed with her (but that's cos they is scared of her).

Anyway, I had a think about what Miss THang said, and later on I was on the internet looking at porn and I saw an advert what said "We are always looking for hot young guys. You can make a lot of money. Send a naked photo and a recent face picture and we will pay you to come and be in a sexy film for us."

So I have sent them some photos because it has always been my dream of being a porn star, ever since I was like born! It's only been a few days now, so I suppose they must be very busy, but I expect that any minute I will get a reply saying "yes, we want you." How fab is that!


At 5:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're going to be famous! Porn ahs to pay better than knobbing all those men for 50p a time down the pub loos.

Tom S-F

At 12:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jamie didn't you already do porn? Don't you ever learn? I do worry about you sometimes.


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