Thursday, August 31, 2006

X-rated factor

People keep emailing to say was I on the X factor on Saturday. Apparently this is the clip

Well, first, I should say that there are some superfishal similarities. We have the same voice and dancing style and the same hairstyle, although I have blonde highlights. Also, he's too fat to me. And he's a bit on the butch side to be me.

Also, I would of come on just wearing a gold jockstrap and sprinkled glitter everywhere. That would at least have ensured that Louie Walsh would have said "yes" to me. Old men like him can't resist me. Maybe they should do a porn-star X factor. I'm sure I'd win that!


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