Who the fuck is Foucault anyways?
So anyway, I went over to Harris'es student room to give him his massage (and more besides!) He was a bit late coming back - so I sat outside for 2 hours and eventually he arrived. I think he'd been smoking something cos he was a bit vague. Anyway, he said he'd been rehearsing with his band (they're called 'Eating Out Barbie' or something). So he let me in and I pretended to be interested so he put one of his demo cds on and it was like just noise! I tried to help by suggesting that perhaps he does a cover of Kylie's "Cant get you out of my mind" but some people can't take critisism!
Anyway, it was going a bit badly so I tried another tack. I noticed this book (urrrggh!) on his bed so I picked it up and was like "Oh, I've got this it's great isn't it." And he said "Really? You've got a copy of "Foucault's 'Discipline and Punish?' How interesting. WHat was the best bit Jamie?" So I pretended to think and said "Oh, the bit with the man in it. All of it really. Although I didnt like the end, I don't like sad endings." And then he laughed and said "Jamie your really hilarious." So I got out my peppermint foot lotion and was like "Massage Time! Take all your clothes off."
Anyway, he gave me this look and took his shirt off and god!!!!! Come to momma bitch! Then he was like "Do you think I have a good body? Cos I read this magazine article and it says that gay men have higher standards than women so if you can get a gay man to fancy you then it means you really are hot shit."
So I was just putting the peppermint stuff on my hands and he was like "Be gentle with me" and then! Bitch! That blonde piece - his girlfriend Laura-slut-whatever came in and she was all like "What's going on here." So I was like "Chill bitch. Get over it! I won him fair and square." Then she got totally histerical and slapped me. Me! And Harris was like "I think youd better leave Jamie."
Gross or what? Round 1 to LAura-slut-bitch. But the battle ain't over.