Only the echoes of my mind.
Everyone's talking about me (here, here, here and here). But I don't hear a word they're saying....
Anyway, can you belive it's Brian's (my sometimes boyfriend when I can't get anything better) birthday today? And he's like 30! Old. Old. Old. I am seriously considering dumping him, what do you think? I'm having like one of my blonde dizzy days and can't make a decision today so will go with what the majority of people write in the comments box.
Keith (my other, boring freind who is in love with me) was all like "Oh Jamie we have to get Brian a birthday present." So I said "Look love, I don't buy presents, I have presents BOUGHT for me." But he offered to pay and stuff so I was all "OK then". And then we had to go to this place to get a present. I'm still feeling sick thinking about it. Disgusting. I never knew that places like that existed. It was this shop, right. And all it sold was books. BOOKS! I know, what an idea! I thought Keith was having me on at first, but such places do exist. So we went in and Keith bought a book called "Harry Potter Something or Other". But then I started to feel like I was going to throw up being surrounded by all these bloody books - the smell of them! And all these people looking at them! Like, who ARE they? Oh it was horrible. I'm never going back. I felt so ill I had to go to McDonalds afterwards to recover. And I was still shaking because I spilt a whole McFlurry all over Keith. Still, at least we had that Harry Potter thing to mop it up with so it wasn't completely useless. I don't think Brian will notice.