Jamie4U

Monday, April 04, 2005

The Jamie4U Fanta Diet



Well, the best way of getting over a broken heart is to do a good deed for others. So I am going to finally answer the dozens of emails from all my fat fans who keep writing to ask how an 18 year old like me maintains such a slim, 26 inch waist figure. Here is the Jamie4U Diet Plan:

Breakfast
A cup of black coffee (cos the milks gone off and 3 ciggies). I normally don't bother with breakfast though.



DinnerTime
A Mars Bar and a bag of Pickled Onion Flava Monster Munch. Or Bag of chips. Fanta.

Tea
Findus Crispy Pancakes and chips (With four slices of Homepride white bread) or McDonalds Happy Meal or three bags of crisps. King Size Mars Bar or Buttersctoch flava Angel Delight for a sweet. Can of coke.



Supper
Bowl of Coco Pops.

I'm sure that if you maintain this diet then you too will look as good as me forever.

13 Comments:

At 7:46 AM, Blogger Jon said...

Findus Crispy Pancakes are well nice!

Unfortunately, you didn't specify which variety. Minced Beef? The Cheese ones?

 
At 12:57 AM, Blogger Ms Mac said...

Pickled Onion Flava Monster Munch!

My favourite in the whole world of Monster Munch!

 
At 8:47 AM, Blogger gdayscott said...

you have a supper? are you sure you're gay? no self-respecting gay man(child) lets anything solid pass his lips after 6pm. unless you're into scat. even drugs must only be inserted up the nose! except for pills but you can dance of the cals so it balances out.

 
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