Jamie4U

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Amsterdamned

I am writing this from an internet cafe in AMSTERDAMN! Can you beelive it? Neither can I!!! Well, after Debbie had her baby surprise, everyone decided that we need a holiday so Easyjet were offering these cheap flights. This is my first time in France and I must say it is great - the French are amazing and Amsterdamn is a wonderful city! Everyone here is gay and on drugs all the time! It's like heaven!

We had a bit of trouble at Liverpool airport. I had three suitcases full of clothes (well we are going to be there for 2 days so I'll need lots of costume changes) and at check-in they were like "Your over you're limit." and so Brian had to pay the excess. There was also a bit of a problem because Miss Thang shouted "Look out everyone, that man has a bomb up his anus!" and pointed at Brian, so they both got hauled off for four hours and we had to get a later plane. I was so pissed off.

Anyway, never mind, we're hear and its great. We're all going to go to the red light district tonight. I'm supposed to send Keith a text message to say we got here OK (he's looking after Debbie's baby - well someone had to stay behind and Debbie DESERVES a holiday!) but I dont have time. Oh well. See yous all later beetches!

3 Comments:

At 4:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jamie, honey ...Amsterdam is NOT in France ...not that it matters all that much, unless you happen to be Dutch... maybe...

Tyler

 
At 8:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is bloody ridiculous. No cunt can be this damn stupid. Play along with the bugger, its more fun that way. At least the fanny will keep posting if we laugh. Later mingers!

 
At 12:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

jamie u r lik so fab n internashonal it is hard to beeleeve dont 4get the lokals speek frentch i lerned frentch from a bloke i shagged he told me a tradishonal frentch greeting witch is 'voolay voo (like the abba song) koochay avek mwah sesoirr" or somfink lik that trry it m8!!!!! kissez!!!!

 

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