Jamie4U

Monday, March 14, 2005

I (almost) heart Alistair Appleton



Have you seen Alistair Appleton on various tv shows like Cash in the Attic and House Doctor? Guess what it turns out he is gay. He's actually like totally out of my age range (born in 1970 so that makes him like 47), but he's what Debbie calls a "silver fox". I think that means he might be old but he's looked after himself. Anyway, I've discovered his blog - it's not as good as mine - I don't think he's very good at spelling or anything. I was expecting it to be really good cos he's on tv and should live a glamrous life and everything, but instead he just goes on about Buddishm, boring German films and stuff. YOu'd think that cos he goes on holiday to cities like Rio and Germany that he'd be livin' it large on the worldwide gay scene, but instead it's all this history and arkitecture stuff. Big yawns!

Still, he is reasonably hot so I left a message in his guestbook:

Hi Alistair, your a bit old for me (my age range is like between 18-19) and you're hair is now too grey, but my freind Debbie says youre a "silver fox" so I'd probably let you shag me once or twice just so's I could get a job as a tv presenter. What about it? I'm a dead good shag as most of the gay men in the northwest region can testify, dont worry about that sore on my bum Im sure it'll cleer up soon. Kisses and seeya! Jamie4U. PS CHeck out my web log its much more interesting than yours!

I've checked my email and he's not replied so he obvbiously mustnt be checking his guestbook regularly. He'd better hurry up though - I bore easily.

30 Comments:

At 11:25 AM, Blogger Jon said...

No way is he 47! He looks way younger!

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger Ms Mac said...

He was born in the same year as me so that makes him 23!

You've been making me laugh raucously for the past 20 minutes now!

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger SilverB said...

Jamie you are just so trashy it's unbelievable, I could easily become addicted to your blog.

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger Rob7534 said...

How DARE you leave that VILE message on Alistair's Guestbook. He is MINE!! Get your paws on somebody else. Don't you dare post another of his pics either!! Like he'd be "slumming" it with YOU, as IF!!

Nice blog though, I guess I'll read it for a while, until I get BORED. You should update often!!

 
At 10:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, SilverFox means he's foxy with silver (grey ) hair. Example - Richard Gere.

 
At 1:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm - don't think you're quite gettin it...

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think You should change your comments on Alistair Appelton if he was born in 1970 that would make him 35 not 47 as you have stated
Its very wrong to give false information and then make lude comments about someone being to old
dan

 
At 10:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're fucking stupid.

 
At 2:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alistair is a Dream Boat!

 
At 4:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look, Isn't that Alistair Appleton from Channel 5's 'House Doctor' and BBC's 'Cash in the Attic', showing his bum on bigmuscle.com?

http://www.bigmuscle.com/profile.phtml?uid=70688&me=newsearchresults.phtml&ls=0&ss=2&M=0

Just curious :)

 
At 4:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alistair is an attractive and intelligent man- somehow I imagine he'd want someone who could actually do maths.

 
At 12:34 PM, Anonymous Jim said...

Time to go back to school and take math AGAIN!

 
At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, here's an idiot when i see one :) see ya

 
At 6:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe that he's gay!! I have been pining for him for over a year! i wish I were a man!!

 
At 5:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to see basic arithmetic is still alive and kicking - not! Who is this idiot?

 
At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he could look for cah in my attic

 
At 9:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, can you not do math? If he was born 1970 that would make him 37. Ten years is a big difference on how a person looks. WOW

 
At 3:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Born in 1970? This is 2007. Yeah, ok... that makes him 47.

Alrighty then.

 
At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is 37... He was born in 1970, not 1960.

 
At 7:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was not overly impressed by Appleton's looks or his website. After the descriptions, I expected him to be amazing. First time I have ever heard of him. I suppose he is kindof cute.

 
At 8:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

2007 minus 1970 = 37 ... OMG the the owner of this blog can't do simple math ??? And the previous person that claimed that he was 23? I'm sooooo scared that these people will be running the planet one day. ET, come get me!

 
At 2:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You offend me.

 
At 12:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Alister,

I am a very big fan of you and follow all your programs, Imust say you are the best on the tally, no matter how old or young I will always love you, I will send you a email soon.

You work hard, do good and kick ass my good wishes are always with you.

Good luck.

See yaa,

Vicky Gill.

 
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are the best, no matter how old or young I will always love you and adore your work.

Vicky Gill.

 
At 11:00 AM, Blogger eugene6670 said...

For you people who cannot add...if he was born in 1970, his is 37...not 47...geeez...

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Eugene said...

I just became a U.S. fan. Seen him on Cash in the Attic, checked him out. Brains,looks,and talent mind blowing combo. He might be a silver fox but he is still a hot fox.

 
At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

prat!

 
At 4:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pbsympdeIM A MALE GAY AMERICAN 60. ALISTER HAS AN INFECTUOUS SMILE, DIMPLES, BLUE EYES . ALL OF WHICH MAKES HIM A CATCH TO ANY AGE MALE .HE ACTS VERY FEMNINIE AS DO I SO U GUESS WE DONT NEED A LESBIAN ACT. HE IS SO CHEERFUL ON THE ATTICH SHOW BUT I BET IN BED HE'S IMPOTENT. SORRY BABY DOLL ALISTER, YUO DONT AHVE THE TOYS I NEED. BUT YOU ARE A DOLL TO LOOK AT. A ROLE MODEL FOR UP AND CUMING QUEENS!

 
At 8:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alistair Appleton (born 1960 in Tunbridge Wells, Kent) is an English television
presenter. Career Born to Peter and Sally, their second son, Appleton gained
ten O-levels and three A-levels at St. John's Catholic School. In 1988 went
to Gonville & Caius College.

 
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